Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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