seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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