i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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