Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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