If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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