yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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