well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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