Having a random hookup so left but love u
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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