when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Randomize