I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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