Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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