your room smells of hookers.
And success
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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