Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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