So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I have already put on my inside pants.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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