Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
