i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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