ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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