Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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