just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
why is half of my head shaved?
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