I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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