Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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