I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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