the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
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