apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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