don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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