Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
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