don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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