ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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