Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Shame - the story of my life.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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