They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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