handjob tips. give me some.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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