It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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