you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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