so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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