Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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