also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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