told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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