Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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