She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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