HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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