Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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