Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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