Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
he was CRYING into my vagina
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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