Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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