Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
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