Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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