this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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