so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
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