Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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