what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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