what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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