therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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