maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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