I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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