belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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